Egging on Trouble: Reckless Driver Cracks Up Front Lawn in High-Stakes Yolking Incident
In what can only be described as a truly eggstravagant display of recklessness, David Menjivar, a bespectacled baseball cap-wearing man, took his dark blue Lexus for a wild ride in Marion County on August 10th, 2024. The alleged yolkster is accused of transforming Roland Demers’ front yard into a personal racetrack, complete with a side of scrambled emotions.
According to the Marion County Sheriff’s Office, it all started with a call reporting a reckless driver hurling eggs at a residence in SW 86th Place. Menjivar allegedly drove his vehicle onto Demers’ lawn, threw multiple eggs at the house and a red pickup truck, and then sped off after performing a burnout—only to return for an encore. The not-so-great eggscape left Demers with a dented garage door, chipped truck paint, and a gouged lawn, tallying up to $1,200 in damages.
Deputies later located Menjivar, still wearing his suspiciously camera-equipped glasses and with egg yolk on his clothes. Despite his denials, the overwhelming evidence (including eggshells in his car and a lone egg in the backseat) scrambled his defense. Menjivar was promptly taken to the Marion County Jail, with the charge of criminal mischief sunny-side up against him.
